10 things about Women

1. Women are complicated creatures. We (the men) can never understand them or their complexity. Claiming that we do only irritates them. They know they're complicated. Can't say if they understand it, but they do handle it better than you or I ever can. What else would otherwise explain how they manage to use this very complexity to drive us.
   
2. Women are more matured, more smart, and more capable than us. The tandoor, oven, or barbeque, whatever it was that God used to create humans, was used first to create us (the men) and later a more sophisticated version was created (the women).
   
3. They too talk dirty. Right from the size to the time. The stuff they talk about is something you and I will never be allowed to listen to. Its only with their girl-friends. And yes! they talk in much too detail for you to bear it.
   
4. Women have all the resources and the money to buy all those Daisies, or gifts. They also have all the strength to open all the doors to walk through (to any ballroom or restaurant or car), but if they even once say out loud "oh how pretty those flowers are" and you don't run (like you have ants in your pants) to bring her some of those 'pretty' lifeless exhibits, or if you ever so carelessly just walk through to your side of the car... then buddy, forget about getting lucky for sometime.
   
5. Women are more capable of cheating on you. And by virtue of being smarter are far more capable of hiding that. Accept it and be aware of it.
   
6. You can't tame them, but you can make them do the unthinkable for you by giving them what they want - LOVE. They'll move mountains (and even cars) for you. They'll do anything for... and 'with' you if you give them all the love you can... even if not enough orgasm. They'll love you more than you deserve, and be true to you more than you ever will be, if only you give her what she deserves, tender love and true respect.
   
7. We (the men) will always share more with our girls than with our buddies. Women though will never share all their secrets with us. Especially the ones about their buddies (girl friends). You know it :) because they tell you so.
   
8. Never ask the question "Do you think you should join the gym?", or "When was the last time you went to your beauty parlor?". Lets just say, they won't like it. Just don't!!!
   
9. Yes, they too get horny, but now like us. Believe it or not, 'talking' turns them on. Talking while naked also works. So take it easy if you want her to enjoy and participate as much. Hold your guns as you will need that when ever the much awaited eventuality arrives.
   
10. They know we love sex. They know we live for that. They know we can do it anytime, anywhere and any number of times, regardless of our frequently sapless chassis. They're well aware of it and they use it to get what they want. Though they too love a great orgasm, but (quite unlike us) it does not end there for them.