How to...

...turn a small Debate into War?

1. Assume you're always right.
2. Assume you can never be wrong.
3. Ignore Facts. Overstate your fake ideas and undermine your opponent's facts (right or wrong, who cares).
4. Be animated. Make faces. Throw your hands around. Wag your head with a condescending smile.
5. Get personal. Ridicule the opponent; laugh at his statements. As a bonus, insult his community, religion and family.
6. Warn to walk off, turn around, and point at your opponent; keep your eyes wide open.
7. Be loud, don’t listen to your opponent, and then ask him for a chance to speak – with wide open hands and raised eyebrows.
8. Say to your oponent, "You're an a**hole", or "You're a wh*re".

Try these proven methods today, and you'll be surprised to know you’re already so good at them.