Use these words in a piece of fiction: Wool Hat, Stiletto Sandals, Snowplow, Martini Glass, and A Moose.

John, a second year law student at the Univ of Siberia, was a fun loving person, popular for all the wrong reasons. His dotty adventures knew no limits of tomfoolery, and it was the case when he and his girl-friend Jenny made love. It was rare that they would indulge in satisfying their corporal desires behind closed doors of their bedrooms. John's, not so contagious, fascination with craziness made Jenny want him even more. They used to go out seeking insanely public places to make love.

Once, while wandering in the forest, they heard some sound, and decided to make love to each other in the backdrop of those noises. Jenny uttered in John's ears. "How great would it be if another animal couple is making out just around those bushes". Oddly-enough though, it was not an animal couple, it was a Moose in his heats. And it wasn't late before his enormous flattened antlers were digging in John's behind. Both John and Jenny screamed, presumably out of similar pain.

That did not deter John from making love to his girlfriend that afternoon. After running away from the Moose and arriving at a safe distance, they found a nice looking bar on the highway. Inside, both of them looked at each other with the most mischievous smile, and moments later started tearing off each other clothes. As they got on with the act, people around them stopped whatever they were doing and started looking at them with expressionless faces. One rich looking woman wearing a wool hat whispered something in her significantly bigger dark-skinned girlfriend's ears, who was wearing a pair of expensive looking stiletto sandals. There was a group of boys with sticks in their hands surrounding a rather short flat-chested female, wearing nothing but the essentials, as she was balancing a martini glass on her head, and the boys were pouring brandy into it and wagering on her drinking the brandy while balancing the same glass on her forehead. All this cheerful activity had come to a halt because of a vicissitude of the bar's environment.

After a loud and excessively roving act, John and Jenny lay on the wooden floor gasping for breath. John had completely forgotten the pain induced in his buttocks by the Moose's attack. Looking around the room, they were amused with everyone's amazement at their socially unacceptable act. Moments later, from the seemingly amazed audience, a big black man, wearing denim dungarees walked up to John and Jenny. He stood near their feet, took his dungarees off revealing his massive monolithic body, and looking at John he said, "It's your turn now". John gave him a confused look. The big black man pushed Jenny towards the door while she was still on the floor; it was like a big snowplow ploughing white snow away from the road. As Jenny tried to put her clothes back on, she read the sign outside the bar saying 'Men's only Gay Bar'.

John returned after 2 days. Jenny tried to comfort John by hugging him, but John had something very different on his mind. He took Jenney's hand in his shaky hand and told her that he loved her, and apologized, saying that, "I never knew, that in order to give me pleasure you go through so much pain and physical agony". In the following months, in spite of Jenny's repeated requests to have sex, John declined the offer telling her that he will love her unconditionally without giving her any pain. John and Jenny never had sex after that and decided to adopt a little boy after getting married.